• WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

(via joshpeck)

  • Teenagers: I lost my virginity at a party.
  • Me: I lost a follower when I was sleeping.

brutalboobs:

silhouettes-of-my-soul:

here’s a tip: if you start dating a depressed person, don’t be surprised if they are still depressed while they are dating you.
they’re not depressed because they’re single, and you are not an all-powerful cure for mental illnesses. just be there for them.

REAL

FUCKING

TALK

(via euphoria-inmyveins)

phanphanphan:

you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK

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